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читать дальшеJESUS VS SATAN
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and
God [the Father] was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will
run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They
moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent
faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made
cards. They did every known job.
But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of
course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank
screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and
each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's
all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."